WARNING: Pugs are a dangerous breed of dog which cannot be trusted. Pugs have a worldwide reputation for being laid back, gentle and family oriented pets. But these eye bulging mouth breathing mutants are not fooling us! We know the truth about Pugs, and have provided you with the evidence below...
1) Not Safe Around Babies or Children
1) Not Safe Around Babies or Children
Don't be fooled by their cuteness. Pugs can be savage violent and unstoppable beasts, turning on unexpected children and in a split second. Much like a Pit Bull, once a Pug goes into a violent frenzy little can be done to stop these brutal creatures.
2) Pugs Are Greedy
Pugs in general are greedy eaters and will overeat if given the chance. Since they gain weight easily, they can quickly become fat and obese if food intake isn't limited. Pugs will basically eat anything, including lounge chairs, colour printers and even rock sculptures. Owning the fattest dog at the local park is an embarrassment and can bring many years of shame. In some cases this can lead to severe anxiety, depression and even suicide!
3) Pugs Are Perverts and Sexual Deviants
Pugs are perverted and sexual deviants. It' not uncommon to witness these horny beasts participate in group sex, with most of these sickening hookups happening at a local park close to public toilets. Pugs will hump anything, not only other Pugs, but cats, cushions, teddy bears and the unexpected bypasses leg. I have even witnessed a horny Pug dry humping the air!
4) Pugs Destroy Homes and Families
People without CCTV cameras in their home have no idea what their Pugs get up to when they are at work. These evil beasts are destroyers, and they will demolish anything they choose for one simple fact .. they feel like it! The destructive behavior of Pugs has lead to couples divorcing, families destroyed and has even turned many owners to alcoholism.
5) Sorcery
If a good friend or partner caused even half the destruction in our lives as the average Pug, this would undoubtedly lead to divorce, legal action and the possibility of murder. Yet a Pug can chew and destroy my one week old iPhone 7 and within an hour everything is forgiven. How they do this, I am yet to know.. but the only logical conclusion to this phenomena is Sorcery.
6) Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
Bulging bug eyes, rolls of fat, preposterously squashed faces, laboured breathing, wrinkle-nosed, complete lack of survival instincts, no neck, barking noises that sound like a demented alien.. yet, to those of us who own Pugs, the words cute, adorable, beautiful, loveable, loyal and sweet come to mind. Once again, the only logical response to these irrational delusions is Pug sorcery.
Written tongue in cheek by an anonymous Pug Lover
To the person that wrote this you must of did your research on a pug that has been miss treated by their owner any dog will act that way if the owner miss treats the dog i think you need to do more research before putting this out there just like threy did to the pitbulls it is uncalled for I know alot of people that own pugs and they dont act like that or jump or bite at kids,babies faces and it takes only one stumped post like this to turn people against pugs like pittbullstheir pugs are so laid back and sweet to people it unbelievable And the same for pittbulls
ReplyDeleteIt's a joke, Christine. The author loves Pugs and is making fun of their mischievousness. Real Pug owners recognize the humor. I have had pugs for 30 years and everything the author said about them is true - from time to time.
DeleteIt is a satire article about Pugs. I think you took it seriously.
DeleteChristine, do you also believe Pugs do Sorcery? Or that anyone does for that matter? YIKES! hahahaha
Deleteouch.. this was just a joke obviously it was lovely seeing the pug playing with the baby and baby was laughing so not being hurt.
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